Seats
I was sitting so comfortably in the very back, and then, team leader, you just happened to draw the front-row seat and shuffle me over to the edge right under the teacher’s nose — what’s that supposed to mean? (No complaints, just some rambling ((((()
Also, seven of the eight people in our group are guys, yet my one and only deskmate just HAD to be that girl…
I’m not saying anything bad about girls — I’m just not great with words… and fine, if you wanna call it shyness, sure — don’t tease me, jeez 👉👈
I have a bold guess…
Hey don’t jump to conclusions!! Sure, some classmates have already gotten together (don’t think us normal that’s the key honors-class students are devoid of human desires!!!), but that “her” — I probably haven’t found her yet~
The New Wei Dongyi??
Seeing “Wei Dongyi ‘wannabes’” around the honors classes is nothing new, but classmate Liu W.J. takes being “Wei Dongyi” a bit too far… it’s like his brain only developed the problem-solving module and nothing else — he looks kinda goofysorry if that’s offensive, and can’t even walk straight…
During military training I was walking right beside him, watching how he walks, and I nearly collapsed from holding it in — is he duck-footed or something?
Oh right, we were voting for class officers — and this guy went and ran for three positions at once: vice class monitor (and Youth League1 secretary), discipline committee member, and English monitor. His campaign speech was dripping with that lecturing “dad energy,” like we all owed him something. Zero EQ — where does he get the nerve…
But even so — still, apologies for the offense!!! orz
The homeroom teacher is a “legend”
Omg Mr. Yang absolutely kills me lmao
I swear he must have been on a stand-up show (jk) — everything he says is just naturally hilarious
We had a class meeting during evening self-study, and after we picked the class officers he went off on another tangent — talked for a full half hour, and there wasn’t a single person who didn’t look up the whole time hahahahaha
The things he says — I could never come up with lines like that even if I deliberately tried to nitpick 🤣🤣🤣
Footnotes
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The Communist Youth League of China. ↩